Welcome to *Snark University*, where the only degree you’ll ever need is a PhD in *Snarkology*. This tote features a sarcastic skeleton woman rocking a messy bun—because even the dead know how to multitask. If you've mastered the art of eye rolls, cutting remarks, and sarcastic commentary, this is your alma mater. Perfect for those who prefer witty comebacks over small talk, this tote will carry your shade with pride (and a little bit of academic flair). Don’t miss out—enroll now and let the world know that sarcasm is your major.