Why run on sunshine and rainbows when caffeine and spite do the job better? This 'Optimism? No Thanks! I'm Powered by Caffeine and Spite' t-shirt is your perfect match for those fueled by dark humor and even darker roasts. Featuring a devilish coffee cup with steam curling like sinister little whispers, this design screams don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee—or ever.

Made from ultra-comfy fabric, it’s ideal for early mornings, late nights, and every sarcastic moment in between. Snag yours now and show the world you don’t need optimism when you’ve got sass and espresso!

*3XL & 4XL shirts will take a couple extra days to ship. If you would like a 5XL, please reach out.*

The Bella + Canvas 3001CVC:

Experience unparalleled comfort with the Bella + Canvas 3001CVC, a premium heather unisex t-shirt tailored for both style and coziness. Made from a high-quality blend of airlume combed, ring-spun cotton, and polyester, this tee offers unmatched softness and breathability.